Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga

I don't like to boast
But our troops full are the most
Ma-ma-magical in Amsterdam
(And she won, she won)
So if you have fear
Broke Apollo, sit on my rear
And play him like a piano man
(I will, I will)
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin: Russian hookers and cheap gin
Chorus:
I think I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary Jane Holland
Mary Jane Holland
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as piss!
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass heats up my insides
And my brunette starts to sprout
(Introducing, ladies and gentleman,
Mary Jane Holland!)
Chorus:
I think I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight